I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings.
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
I had a professor last semester who still used an over head projector, and a slide projector.
to make it even worse he was a little old guy and the class was on prehistoric archaeology
Fuck her until she cums, after that continue to fuck her.
Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you because you are nice and shit.
I want the part of you that you refuse to give to anyone.
A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.